Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman
loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money
isn’t capitalism fun
i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about
glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead.
i wish aziz ansari as Tom Haverford would have been the one to announce the new apple watch because that’s such a him idea. (tom haverford voice) It’s a watch…. *finger guns* that makes phonecalls. It’s a watch… *finger guns* that lets you control the temperature of any room. I call it (long pause, looks straight into the camera) Watch the Throne.
Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”